I guess one perk of being given the name I have is it fits me pretty well. Well, at least in my opinion. Bottom line: I always have something to say about everything, and I rarely hold it back. From here on out I decided to share all of these things with you, to make you laugh, think, or just get pissed off by my ignorance. Life is too short to be taken seriously, so I'll let you in on my witty, yet wise, one (maybe more) liners that help me live my life to the fullest.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
8) If you have an important decision, don't do anything irrational. Sleep on it for a while, even if its for a year.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
7) It's okay to cry.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
6) Contrary to what I said about money not buying happiness; in the case of Retail Therapy, do not feel guilty.
Friday, April 15, 2011
5) One of the most important lessons I've learned; Money does not buy happiness. If you can realize this, than you've already accomplished half the battle
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
4) Remember what I said about Karma? Yeah, it works in mysterious ways, especially with the positive. As my Dad always says "in due time" good things come to those who wait. 100% true Dad.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
3) Life is too precious to spend your time being miserable. If you're not laughing, you're not living. End of story.
2) Deprivation is pointless, mostly in the case of chocolate ice cream, french fries, and pizza.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
1) Karma is a bitch, and comes full circle. It doesn't make exceptions for anyone.
