I guess one perk of being given the name I have is it fits me pretty well. Well, at least in my opinion. Bottom line: I always have something to say about everything, and I rarely hold it back. From here on out I decided to share all of these things with you, to make you laugh, think, or just get pissed off by my ignorance. Life is too short to be taken seriously, so I'll let you in on my witty, yet wise, one (maybe more) liners that help me live my life to the fullest.
